Hooker!turntechGodhead [H!TG] joined chat.
twinArmageddons [TA] joined chat.
H!TG: hey handsome
H!TG: what can i do you for
TA: what the fuck?
H!TG: dont be hatin
H!TG: you know youve always wanted to get up on this
H!TG: well now you can
H!TG: im all yours for the low low price of 1000 boonbucks
TA: ....you've got two be fuckiing kiiddiing me.
H!TG: i aint no two dollar whore
TA: *2iigh2* welp, there goe2 mo2t of my 2aviing2.
H!TG: wait seriously
H!TG: colour me surprised
TA: ii'd rather color you yellow
H!TG: haha alright hand over the cash and you can
THIS MADE MY FUCKING NIGHT OK
I ADDED HIM ON SKYPE YESSSSSSSSSSSS